USB sticks are gifts from God. I have SP2, a few anti virus and anti spyware programs and a few MP3's on mine and its a wonderful thing to go to a clients home and not have to dig for a CD or DVD hoping that you have what you need.
There is not a laptop made that could make me want to relive High School. For one, it couldnt keep me awake during class and unless a notebook could keep me productive, then it would be pointless. All I would do is install games on it and hack the school's servers. I know the guy that does my old high schools IT and he is a douche, plain and simple.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
- Carl Sagan
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