Soccer in ASCII

Fancy watching the World Cup footie, but don’t sit anywhere near a TV? Have a terrible aversion to clear, colour pictures of international sport? Ever wondered what people do when they have too much time on their hands? Well, your luck is in, because it seems you can now watch matches live on Telnet, gloriously rendered in ASCII. Er, splendid?

Once again, someone with too much time on their hands comes along to impress. The site is currently not accepting new connections, so you will be lucky if you manage to get through.