Duke Nukem Forever Trailer and Demo Now Available

After being lambasted for inappropriate forum comments, making up stories about children’s hamsters, distasteful wit in IRC and being involved in a rather unfortunate accident with a meringue and some 8 gauge wire; I ended up in Hell, forever listening to such great hits as Aqua’s Barbie Girl and a certain tongue tied individual expressing a Bad Romance. I’ve only been here a couple days, but I can honestly say it’s getting mighty cold…

What in Nukem am I on about? Well, just like last time, it’s all about the blonde guy that took Forever to get here, but now that his 15 year, complimentary supply of Wrigley’s gum is up, it’s time for him to start punting posteriors. Hail to the Monarch, Honey! With spheres of iron-carbon alloy, the 90’s gaming legend is here to make a ruckus and send those lady stealing Xenos packing, either through snail-mail or interweb-digertization. To wet that apatite of yours, the good folks at Gearbox released a work-zone unfriendly video for your perusal.

I know one question that’s been burning in the back of people’s brains… Will the credit-roll be longer than the game? …What, just me? Figures…

Anyway, those who had the good grace to pre-order or partake in some GOTY Boarderlanding, will now be able to download and actually play the first two levels of this monolithic adventure. Me? I’m freezing… Good gaming to you pre-orderers, the release is so close you can almost smell it…